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In 'better than average' working order

That absolutely fkn idiot put a can of diesel in back of the defender camper yesterday and didn't secure it properly so it fell against my sofa cushion and made it stink of diesel. I was not happy. It's probably one of the most idiotic things I've ever seen him do.

Ask me next week... He may have moved up in in my affection.

If that's the stupidest thing he's done he sounds like a darling.

He's a keeper.