How do you know it comes out crazy if you don't say it? :) Don't judge yourself too quick, my friend, 'cause the world's full of people willing to do it already. If you're not on your side, then who do you got? ;)
I am definitely not rushing to get old (you're not old). Or married (to a cousin or otherwise). Yeah, I guess that's a point, though I'd probably have other issues, like VD from my deadbeat hubby screwing around with a goat or smtng. Problems, problems :)
Like C.K. use to say: White people's problems.
The goat? I daresay not all white people xD I hope.