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Fake trees, fake event to make everyone spend money. Only ever had one 'live' branch when growing up, pine needles fell off before Christmas morning if I remember correctly !LOLZ

It would be a highlight to see a white Christmas with real live trees dressed up, enjoying Northern village life, not so much shopping....

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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