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I am so scared of coincidences that I can barely sleep at night lulz.
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I think Sean Penn or maybe Martha Stewart can be my celebrity health adviser.
Good choice, Sean is definitely leading the field when it comes to being dependent on other people's admiration for your own survival, while claiming to be ensuring the survival of others - he's really figured out the art of the con.
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We have seen this crap so much we even have the ad lingo down.
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To make matters much worse, and really convoluted
It isn't whether you were jabbed or not, but which mfg and even WHICH BATCH.
Many of the batches have been shown to be saline.
Other batches had stainless steel micro razor blades.
Some batches caused magnets to stick to people
Some....
And this gets much more complicated with more than one jab.
Allergic reactions to the jab are so common now that epi-pen is at hand on the tray.
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There are huge numbers of batches. I have not seen any solid evidence of anything like razor blades - there is a lot of nonsense about this subject in general. However, there absolutely are certain batches that killed way more people than others, so the truth may be somewhere along the lines of what you are pointing at. The governments and pfizer employees had their own batch numbers.
I have seen so many different things found in VAXXXes
All i can say is that each batch is provably different.
But what was in them can only be described as bad, or worse... or saline
I doubt we will see conclusive proof of anything in the VAXXX.
Not until we have some huge study with dozens of labs working on a sample from every batch they can find. And everyone working on it has a huge hatred for the CDC and WHO.
I expect someone will do a huge database scouring thing in about 10 years and piece together something of what was done.
I am sorry about what happened to your father.
There are a wide variety of errors that people can introduce into such analysis and I have already seen that a) a lot of 'scientists' are very poorly skilled (as with most other industries) and b) there are definitely deliberate paid misinfo agents inserted into the movement to examine Pfizer et al (controlled opposition).
So really, some kind of consistent independent monitoring that can be repeated is needed.. (This is actually how science of this kind should be carried out in 100% of cases anyway). I have no idea of the logistics of that and whether the shots are even still available from the earlier batches - plus how long their shelf life is. I imagine it wouldn't be difficult to have dubious batches binned due to their shelf life expiring and to then make later batches a bit better. One thing I hear repeatedly is that they often contain all kinds of metals and rubber from 'poor production practices - which is why Japanese gov rejected some large deliveries previously. That in itself is bad enough.
Thanks, I should have worn a body camera during my time in hospital - it's shocking what has been done. Court case is in process.
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Thanks! I may look into an all in one solution for wallet addresses - though hive users can easily send hive, hbd or other layer 2 tokens for free.