How come they have a bunch of cool cat emojis, but no dog ones with heart eyes and smiley faces? Is it the chauvinistic undertones of dogs being 'Man's Best Friend'? I'll never know. But I do know, that bitches love me. Well, him, anyway. He has the sweater to prove it. Do you want to argue with him?
At over seven feet long, I don't either. He is a sweetheart for the most part, but like any critter on earth, he does have his asshole moments. Like when he ate some of the cookies @inthenow just fucking sent me. I didn't love him very much for a few days. Son of a bitch. ๐คฃ
He usually minds well enough. I'm not sure how much longer he'll be walking around this rock. He can't jump up and slam his elbows on my shoulders and give me big dog hugs anymore. He has trouble just standing up from the floor. Once he's up, he's like a puppy, but he's a lot slower to the playground now.
I did this calculator thingy and he is (in human years) 108 years and 5 months old. Being a Great Dane, he is already three years past the average expiration date for a canine of his caliber. So, he's getting away with more shit now. I envy him sometimes. Just does whatever the fuck he wants. I try but, society is a hinderance to my real me. So, while I try doing that, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even if I have to play nice (sometimes).
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Bad Dog! Guess the old man decided he needed them more than you. ๐
Ya, course I left them out so kinda my fault too but still. If it was any other dog? They couldn't have even reached them. ๐
He's a handsome beast, that's for sure! Gutted about the cookies though, they looked really good!
They were so good dude.
Did he get away with having a bad belly? My mischievous Border Terrier once ate a whole box of Malteasers and was pretty grim as a result. The little fucker opened a zipped-up backpack and chewed through the plastic and box to get to them! ๐คจ
He's got one of those iron guts man, chocolate doesn't really affect him and he can practically swallow pork chop bones whole. He stays well fed outside of that so it was just like a little snack to him ๐
What a big boi! I'm sure he deserved some cookies: looks like a good and faithful dog! :)
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Amazon. They got pretty much everything๐
Aww what a big cutie! We love some Dog hugs in the morning! Good point, where are those love heart-eyed dog emojis?
Come drop some cute animal pics in the sloth.buzz discord channel! Pet's corner awaits, I'm sure the bitches there will love him too!
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Great Danes are awesome, but yep they donโt have a long life span for dogs. Usually 7 years is the norm.
I did a kitchen for a family that had two of them, they were brothers. What great dogs but dam everything in the house is fair game with them being so tall.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
even the top of the damn refrigerator! ๐
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the t-shirt looks so cute on the dog
HA yes! I love it too, had to get it for him.
handsome beast you have ๐ Love the pet wears ๐ noticed the hermspringer is flipped and disconnected. Does he really need the prongs or are they just for show?
When I walk him, they aren't necessary, but he tends to pull the liluns around like they aren't even there so they get flipped when he gets a little too pull-them-into-mud-puddles ๐
who let the dogs out?
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He looks so cute! The years go by and unfortunately our pets suffer the consequences of age, it's a shame because we love them so much that we wish they were eternal, but not at the cost of them suffering too much. I send lots of love to your little giant.
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Aweeee! Yeah, you gotta let stuff slide in the later years. I had a cat who lived to AT LEAST 17 somehow, he was my dude. Unlike any cat I've met before, he played fetch n stuff. unreal.
When I knew he was at that same sort of "Gandalf aged" stage, I forgave him for eating my food too haha. He once snatched like 2 oz of steak off my plate, I let him have it cause honestly I respected the hustle. He didn't do nonsense like that as a youngin, and it's important to let loose in the golden years I think! ๐ !LOLZ !PIZZA
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