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The clock's ticking.

So that's a good sign. That means it's working. My sarcasm detector though...

Yeah yeah, I'm talking to a guy it's cool

It's NOT cool. I've been taking everything seriously for nearly one whole day now, and sticks are starting to look like things I should be shoving up my ass!

Didn't Jesus says something about an ass and a bunch of sticks? Or was it dicks, fuck. My scripture knowledge is awful

What did Jesus say about sticks and ass? I put that into Google. Why can't you do these kinds of things instead of just saying you're stupid? Hmmm?

I put it into Google as well and I was not pleased at the results.

Hmmm, it doesn't stop the clock ticking. You owe me a sarcasm detector

I don't owe you shit!

You're stalling. One day left. It's gone. Two to go.