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You don't make any sense whatsoever! Two can play at this game...

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How did you know!!!!

You... You all seeing reprobate!!!

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The llama watches you; tells me everything.

No!! Surely the llama didn't say about my circular ass wiping? There is no way in hell I ever want that getting out!?

Remember that time you shaved your nuts in a way that resembled male pattern baldness, then named it the Hulkster, then painted your hand up like the Ultimate Warrior, then reenacted Wrestlemania for nearly three hours? I know all about that.

Ah those were the days, I swear the ultimate warrior looked as if he could go on forever but a few hours and he was spent. It was that Hulk...

Wait, no. That was between me and the hands!

I mean, it's admirable, at least. Some people don't even put that much effort into living.