And very importantly, he bragged about the "satellite deal" he got in the bargain (boxes shown in his shopping cart)...and later commented about the fact he had a $700 cell phone...
Doh!! They don't regard those cellphone contracts as trivial.
Lastly, a quick check of the AT&T cellphone coverage for Lewiston, MI area shows FULL coverage for 3G, 4G, 4G LTE coverage for the entire area around Lewiston including voice & data!!!