'No Access'...!!! Proper 'Clearance' Required

Hey, all...!!! It's me again.

Okay...I know you just saw a dumb post from me about a day ago...but, it's raining outside which prevents me from comfortably taking a leisurely drive around the neighborhood, to scream at people walking around with masks on their faces...!!!

It's not as if I hate masks, or people either...I just hate people who wear masks, unless it's Halloween. It's a psychological disorder I inherited from my paternal great-grandmother (According to my psychotherapist)

Anywayzzzzzz…..

Getting back to the subject of my car; it has a big hole in the roof from when it got hit with a meteor last year!!!

Now, if I drive in the rain, I get soaked from head to foot. I've tried luring my friendly neighbor to sit atop my vehicle and hold an umbrella over my head, but he wanted too much money for the chore.

It's a good thing that I was already parked and half out the door when the damn fiery rock from outer-space came blasting down. It only smacked into my right arm and leg.

Anyway...I'm a lot better from my treatment at the local hospital by the best Veterinarians in the area. We keep trying to get regular doctors to work there, but they all refuse to work for just room and board, plus commission...!!!

The commission offered is substantial too...for every patient they treat, they earn one cat, two dogs and a salamander.

Only Veterinarians have shown an interest in working at the Hospital, because they like animals, don't like to pay rent and don't know how to cook.

Well...that's about it for now my friends. Hope your day is a blast (Not the kind from meteors hitting your car)

Ciao

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