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RE: Stop Tripping over Butts!

in #humor7 years ago (edited)

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I don't know how to write a good comment. People might think I'm weird. Then I'll start drinking again and my life will fall apart. Then I'll be scrounging up change for a cheeseburger and a few beer. I can't do this! There's too much on the line here! I think I'm having a panic attack. OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! I'm trippin'!

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Girl, you be trippin'. Calm your butt down!

How am I supposed to stay calm after you called me a girl! OMG OMG OMG OMG! I knew I shouldn't have done this!

You sound like an experienced tripper! 🙃

You... you can hear me?

Sure can. That's what happens when you're trippin' butts. Can't you hear colors?