Allow me to introduce myself!
^^That's not actually me. I'm just jealous
He's young, well dressed, handsome, confident, has the ability to smile and most importantly, probably big dick'd
These are all characteristics that I don't have
I would wear his skin if it was legal
But spending the rest of my life in the electric chair would be a mild inconvenience.
I won't hurt you I promise
Am I a good person?
NOPE
But do I try to do better every single day?
Also, not at all
I just wanna trick you into thinking I am
That concludes my hopes and dreams section, let's move on to occupation.
I also hope and dream to have a fulfilling and lucrative career one day. I'm broke
DO NOT EVER TRUST ME WITH A GUN
Moving on....
I'm very trust worthy.
I don't have a girlfrind
Can I borrow yours?
This is what I hope she looks like:
NAKED
That's all I have time for today
Welcome and thanks for posts you have made!
No, thank you!
Welcome
yea!
hello @cherwithersby..your introduction is very clever and funny..I couldn't see your photos 🤔 you may use another image hosting site next time or upload directly to steemit .. welcome and have fun!!
Thanks for telling me.
Is anyone else having this problem?
Now that's a dope introduction!
teach me daddy
Welcome chetwithersby 😃 follow me and I will follow you 🖒
OK, you first. (I'm shy)
No problem 😉 it's done 🖒
Yes, yes it is!
Cool..
Nice to have you on board! Follow me at https://steemit.com/@bitgeek
Cool, let's trade like that guy suggested
Welcome to Steemit!
Thanks, you too
Welcome to steemit! You will enjoy it!
Sweet! But will you?
It is welcomed to Steem.... now put the lotion in the basket.....
It is welcomed to Steem