Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my world!

in #introduceyourself7 years ago (edited)

Allow me to introduce myself!

^^That's not actually me.  I'm just jealous

He's young, well dressed, handsome, confident, has the ability to smile and most importantly, probably big dick'd

These are all characteristics that I don't have

I would wear his skin if it was legal

But spending the rest of my life in the electric chair would be a mild inconvenience.

I won't hurt you  I promise

Am I a good person?

NOPE

But do I try to do better every single day?

Also, not at all

I just wanna trick you into thinking I am

That concludes my hopes and dreams section, let's move on to occupation.

I also hope and dream to have a fulfilling and lucrative career one day.  I'm broke

DO NOT EVER TRUST ME WITH A GUN

Moving on....

I'm very trust worthy.

I don't have a girlfrind

Can I borrow yours?

This is what I hope she looks like:

NAKED




That's all I have time for today

Tomorrow I will tell you more about myself.

Be my friend

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Welcome and thanks for posts you have made!

No, thank you!

hello @cherwithersby..your introduction is very clever and funny..I couldn't see your photos 🤔 you may use another image hosting site next time or upload directly to steemit .. welcome and have fun!!

Thanks for telling me.
Is anyone else having this problem?

Now that's a dope introduction!

teach me daddy

Welcome chetwithersby 😃 follow me and I will follow you 🖒

Nice to have you on board! Follow me at https://steemit.com/@bitgeek

Cool, let's trade like that guy suggested

Welcome to Steemit!

Welcome to steemit! You will enjoy it!

Sweet! But will you?

It is welcomed to Steem.... now put the lotion in the basket.....

It is welcomed to Steem