RE: I'm a popular celebrity, and I just joined Steemit! Could I have my $2000 for passing go?

[heretickitten]

Hey fans.

I'm just like the rest of you, so don't go thinking I'm special or anything.

It was a scary hedgehog.At least not too special. And yes, I remember that @noodhoog.

I wish I could reward you somehow, but I only have $700,000 left in my bank account.

Maybe another time.

Comments

[noodhoog]

OMG, $700,000?! How will you afford caviar for your butlers? That's poverty! You should start a gofundme

[heretickitten]

Yup. Only $700,000 in my bank. Less than that, I think.
I'm too scared to check.

In cash, I've only got a paltry $300,000. Perhaps some change in some of my couches. Sigh. Life is hard.