#combine 3
0. Fuck The American Dream. Marry the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman. Kill dementors.
1. Fuck Tide Pod Pizza. Marry temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Kill a quarter superglued to the ground.
2. Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
3. Fuck giving 110%. Marry white people. Kill blood, sweat, and testosterone.
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#vote 2