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#players edicted whoever1 whoever2 whoever3
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#newgame 456
#players edicted whoever1 whoever2 whoever3
#mode vote
#deck edicted
#combine 1
0. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by double penetration.
1. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by holding my beer.
2. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by breastfeeding a ten year old.
3. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by head.
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#vote 3
#winner 1 whoever3
Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by head.
#combine 2
0. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Adderall™.
1. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Grammar-Nazis who are also regular Nazis.
2. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for exploding pigeons.
3. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
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#vote 3
#winner 2 whoever3
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
#combine 3
0. Fuck The American Dream. Marry the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman. Kill dementors.
1. Fuck Tide Pod Pizza. Marry temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Kill a quarter superglued to the ground.
2. Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
3. Fuck giving 110%. Marry white people. Kill blood, sweat, and testosterone.
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#vote 2
#winner 3 whoever2
Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
#combine 4
0. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about white people who say 'cool beans'.
1. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about Agent Orange.
2. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about The Chronic.
3. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about oil.
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#vote 2
#winner 4 whoever2
Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about The Chronic.
#combine 5
0. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? God complex
1. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? a brain tumor
2. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? schizophrenia
3. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? The Baddest Bitch of the Bad Girl's Club
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#winner 5 edicted
How am I compensating for my tiny penis? God complex
#combine 6
0. Well if patriotic brainwashing is good enough for sportsball, it’s good enough for me.
1. Well if a dead dream is good enough for a filthy human, it’s good enough for me.
2. Well if ass is good enough for being an idiot, it’s good enough for me.
3. Well if bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica is good enough for getting smacked in the shin by a Skip-It™, it’s good enough for me.
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#winner 6 whoever1
Well if a dead dream is good enough for a filthy human, it’s good enough for me.
#combine 7
0. I am become boring ass Stonehenge, destroyer of seeing the popo in the rearview!
1. I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
2. I am become lighting cow shit on fire, destroyer of all the single ladies!
3. I am become douchebagging, destroyer of the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity!
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#winner 7 whoever1
I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
#combine 8
0. A vote for me is a vote for copping a feel.
1. A vote for me is a vote for slapping a biscuit out of an orphan’s mouth.
2. A vote for me is a vote for saying 'I ya you' instead of 'I love you'.
3. A vote for me is a vote for awesome sauce.
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#winner 8 whoever2
A vote for me is a vote for saying 'I ya you' instead of 'I love you'.
#gameover
edicted
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whoever2
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