0. I am become boring ass Stonehenge, destroyer of seeing the popo in the rearview!
1. I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
2. I am become lighting cow shit on fire, destroyer of all the single ladies!
3. I am become douchebagging, destroyer of the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity!#combine 7
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