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Damn awkward things, you just never know where they are gonna turn up!!

I read about an Irish fella who required a spud to be removed from you know where who claimed he slipped in the kitchen, cleaning the windows or something. 'Course you did lad!

Hahaha!! Oh man, the things you read about and the terrible excuses for them. Some of them are so cringe worthy!!

I fell on it...

Aye, of course you did!