Oh snap, Sherlock Boom is on the case again! El Jefe & the cheese are up all night tonight deleting emails and text messages I'm sure.
I'm terribly sorry you were grimypenis-handed in the bathroom. It can be a thankless job I know. So i THANK YOU for your services in working to eliminate this shadowy business from the world.
Good day sir.
Its an awful thing to be on the receiving end of a grimy penis hand. I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy! :O)
A very good day to you!