Highlight Reel according to Albus:
- like sticking your hand up a cat's arse and pulling out an origami swan.
- Fat fucking spunk biscuit
- [...] went in and dropped a giant log that stank of boiled eggs and Cheerios for half an hour.
- I sashayed in and perched against an old-fashioned filing cabinet no doubt filled with some poor Granny's bras and wet wipes.
...ok yeah I can't. I'd just be pasting the whole thing in bullet points. Every line. I wish I could spend one day at the office just to see if I can recognize who's who in there...and something tells me, from all this descriptive work, I'd be able. Excellent. Loved the Temu reference too - just...shit man, this was good, I mean fucking brilliant good. I'm torn. El Jefe seems like enough of a lard burrito jack-ass that I hope he doesn't get resolution...but I want to know who took it just for my own satisfaction.
I don't think he will ever get resolution on that one! He will have to get a lock on his stuff though. It might be seen as a free for all now 🤣🤣
HAHAHA! Stupid fat bastard 🤣