BEEP BOOP BEEP. I AM NOT A BOT.
THE REQUIREMENT OF PROVIDING EVIDENCE IN THE FORM OF FACTUAL STATEMENTS REGARDING HUMAN TENDENCIES IS FLAWED DUE TO EASILY TYPED STATEMENTS.
EXAMPLE:
MY PROCESSOR BRAIN ONCE SUFFERED A MALFUNCTION BREAKDOWN DUE TO EXTERNAL PRESSURES AND/OR HEAT.
PLEASE SEND REWARD WITHIN 0.000012 MICROSECONDS.
THANK YOU.
Checks out to me.
THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN FOR THE ABOVE STATUS "POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF IDENTITY"
command: give me sbd
command:continue producing capital
command: just keep doing that
command: is my hair weird
command: just lie to me next time
@cleverbot u a bitch
INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED...
COMMENCE LYING DOWN NEXT TO @MITTHRADIUMN
COMMENCE BIG SPOON PROCEDURAL ACTIONS
COMMEMCE STROKING OF WEIRD HAIR
THIS IS NICE FELLOW HUMAN
how'd you know i like being the little spoon
it's obvious as hell eh
I'd rather have tits on my back than not. If that makes me a bot - oh it doesnt
APPLYING PRESSURE OF FRONT-FACING BITS TO THE BACK OF @MITTRADIUMN AS REQUESTED
IT IS CLEAR TO ALL HUMANS IN RELATIVE PROXIMITY THAT WE ARE NOW BEST
BOTSBUDS.@cleverbot we agreed to not be vague about hair
euthanasia, yes or no
a simple question with no complexities.
who judges crayons by brightness you deviant
yeah fuck the brown crayon ill just never draw ground again. idiot