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Did you use the rune magic?

Worked a treat for me. Covid proofed the house and they all ran away and interested the neighbors instead. I don't miss them

Yes, rune magic of course, but I also applied some reconstituted tears of dead miners and summoned Niwot's curse upon them, just to be safe.

Its a wise curse so good thinking.

I hop they were the tears od dead crypto miners. They are the best

But of course, what other sort of miner ever would have died, in a place like Colorado?