I imagine your deck will be smelling strange for a long while now, now that those doulas have oozed all over it. Best to just set it afire and start over.
I imagine your deck will be smelling strange for a long while now, now that those doulas have oozed all over it. Best to just set it afire and start over.
I was worried about the oozing. They are as bad as snails for leaving a slimey mess. I have already got the petrol out. It's going up!! :0D
Good man. I recommend using Brazilian hardwood for the rebuild; doulas hate that kind of wood and so will keep their future oozy covenries to your grassy yard areas.
That is good to know. I might just get a massive collar made from Brazilian hardwood and wear it protectively around my neck. That should help
You would be wise to just go ahead and get a full Brazilian hardwood bodysuit tailor made. Put it on and then never ever take it off. Don't forget to tell the tailor you will need a sizeable crotch-door for your man-wood though.
Cool, I think I've got it. So, I will go to the local tailor and tell him I want a full Brazilian. Then tell him to make way for my own man wood.
I don't think anything could go wrong.
Yes, that is precisely it. If the tailor gives you any trouble that means he is in bed with the doulas so it's okay to set him on fire. Cheers mate you got this 🍻
Sometimes you just feel like you have life by the balls. Yeehaw! I am gonna be Doula proof! :OD