It is a mystery worthy of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Except I don't think he used such phrases as
He finished up milking the elf and came over to the sinks to wash his grimy penis hands.
ROFL
It is a mystery worthy of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Except I don't think he used such phrases as
He finished up milking the elf and came over to the sinks to wash his grimy penis hands.
ROFL
Rofl, I even had to go back and re-read that one a few times after I wrote it!! I was like, where did that come from!
I can't believe he touched your jacket! Didn't his dad ever teach him not to touch anything in a public bathroom? Parents these days!