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RE: The Human Toilet

in #life7 years ago

Oh, how I remember those days! With four sons you get lots of practice. lol I do have a good story for you...When our third son was about a year old, I needed to attend a doctor's appointment for our fourth. Daddy decided that the two of them would go out for a nice quiet lunch. While at lunch Daddy smelled the horrid poo smell. No problemo. Daddy had it covered. Before they reach they bathroom, it had become a major blowout (you know, down the leg and into the shoe) No much in the line of convenience for changing a poopy kid in the men's room, so, here's Dady washing son's dirty bottom with soap in the sink, and of course no paper towels. Ingenuity strikes and Daddy dries son's bottom in the hand air dryer. Of course Mama had packed a clean shirt and diapers but no extra socks or bottoms. So, Daddy put on the clean shirt and diaper, proceeded to pay the check and leave as hastily as possible before anyone else neede to use the men's room. The air ws throughly contiminated...

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Hehe, that's thinking on your feet!! Using the hand dryer especially. I hope I soon become an expert. Top think, I used to complain about the poo getting all inside the girly bits and now it's still not easier!

I wouldn't know...only had boys and they were bad enough!