So the shop that was shite had something decent after all. can't believe you still carried on drinking the crappy one this week and didn't water the garden instead. I like the bit about a witches tit and don't know where you come up with these things. Maybe it is your wifes friend getting to your imagination again.
I almost watered the garden but it wasn't quite bad enough!
It was a fine second though, I won't be going back to that shop to see if he had anything else though, it was totally shady!!