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Of course, for the princely sum of 1 SBD a month you can join my Rumpled Dad Skin mailing list ;0)

[Insert ribald laughter here] You must be referring to a Black and White rendition. A color series is no doubt worth at least 12 times that. I would risk cheapening you for anything less....t'would plague my conscience into perpetuity.
Are results with the RDS system guaranteed, or is there a full refund policy, if the women fail to flock to my dressing rooms with leather props and such?

There is a full refund policy almost guaranteed!! ;0)