Though I hate to admit it, I had to look up Doula on the box here. That sounds like an interesting thing to do...though I'm pretty sure I couldn't do it. Then again, I'm a weenie. Good job, good lady, for going forwards into it with certain gusto.
I DO hope your daddy time is not interrupted for certain revenge. I'm leaning more toward a whole lot of fun and card-table tents and making odd foodstuff's instead...oh, and large messes around the house....
No revenge required so far!
I was quite mystified the first time I heard the expression too. Such a strange thing!