*SLAP -3 . Those shaggi torti get you into trouble every time. Particularly if there is a spouting iijiot nearby. "Thanks for bailing me out, dear."
*Snort Like A Pig x 3. I've been told I'm somewhat of a boring laugh-er. Think 'exuberant exhale with mirth'. For some reason yours is the stuff that makes me laugh hard enough to make that chortle-snort little pig laugh thing. My very own version of LOL.
Then if I can bring forth a little snortle pig I am a very happy chap indeed!!! Much preferable to a lol!!
Keep on writing, and I'll no doubt keep on snortin'.
Snortin equals good'in. I think!
Mostust definitely.