Sounds like you have some experience in the carport ( :
As for the rest, at least that was my experience. First couple of growths, pretty much looked like a scurvy rodent straight from the dryer that had a bad run in with a rusty razor. But after a few times, filled in pretty well. Now it actually looks somewhat presentable. At least that's what MY other half says. Though I suppose it's all genes, like anything else. But maybe you have some good, hairy ones. Try it, you might like it, and so might the good lady of the manse, as you become a flowing, studly dudly.