Dream big. I followed a rainbow this weekend to photograph, and it eventually led to a used kitchen supply store.
I know it's painful today...our hearts go out to you. Just pretend you're on Steemit while at your desk. Write some more jokes about the odd-folk workers around your cubie, and day drink & dream of some of those exhotic beers you so eloquently post about. That might help.
If not, conjur up some BabyBoom dreams while napping in the broom closet to clear the lack-o' sleep webs, so you can get the Higgenbottom account done correctly when you return to the desk. Good luck, we're all pulling for you. (Think you should post some snazzy shirt snaps)