Must I always point out the obvious...if the good lord didn't want you to use the garden hose for cleanup, he wouldn't have invented the bathtub, 6 meter hose, warm water and the 4-setting LawnGenie® nozzle.
Though many may wonder, you can tell I have no children, except the ones I can put in the garage, when they have the purported 'accident' on my clean socks and under's and such.
The world is no doubt a fine and better place for it.
Another most funny read for a Wednesday, (that actually came out on a Monday, but who's watching), thanks for the continuous mirth.