Ummm, I feel that this: Now whur aw here like. We huv a loat tae dae eh? Whur gonnae ha' tae set up aw these desks. Ah hope yur no afraid of sum hard work! Is exceedingly close to the Scottish accent I tried to capture in my books hahaha!! No wonder you harassed me about it, weegie. LOLOL!!!
But of course now and forevermore I will always think of West Coast Scotsmen to be the best coast Scotsmen! (You have to think the opposite in terms of Americans of course, here East is Beast ;)
Hope you enjoyed that beer!
I think there must be a sweet spot in the atlantic and the closer you are to it the cooler you are. Given that I am on the west of Scotland and you the East of Hamerica that makes us as cool as biscuits!
The east coast accent is awful! It truly sums up the term burr. They all say eh a lot. Annoying gits