Hahaha, oh dude, you're definitely going to have the 'what in the flipping flying f's did I do last night' moment- you entertained the hell out of us, that's what!
The one thing this post is missing is an ending credits song. I can't choose between my two finalists so I'm posting them both-
I wasn't listening to a song on repeat as I worked on this so I didn't even think of that. Those will work!