Haha! That is because The Good Lady took care of business. :)
Nobody would want to ruin those beautiful legs! Behold! You can walk around having been shat on and nobody will be the wiser. Smell the wiser, maybe....
But, that is a horse of a different odor color.
Now that I have been marked I wander the streets wondering about those that walk me by. Have they too been shat on? Are they carrying the indelible stains of shame under their small clothes. We will never know!