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Lol, relatively is how I would sum up the answer. I am lucky in that she knows me so well that she accepts my daftness! :OD

Wait til you start looking alike you are so in tune with each other... Wait! That sounds like a post.

I would end up making sweet love to myself! :OD

The bleach! Give me the bleach so I can unsee that.

No amount of bleach shall scour that image from thine eye!

You have rendered me speechless.