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RE: I Don't Have the Patience I Once Had

in #life5 years ago

Sounds like you need to add the Farting Community to your daily scrolling. We've got big plans for this "Rising" Community. We are currenlty looking for Artists / Fart Artists aka "Fartists" to creat a Farting Community Mascot in case you know anyone. We also need a cool name for him as well, something like Gaseous Gary or Squeeky Jones etc. Perhaps we will run a contest for this.

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Why only guy name mascots, how about a Flatulent Franny?

Because Women don't fart, they release Rainbow Skittle scented atoms.

ha Ha Ha. Now that was funny, and made me laugh.

I used to ride a bus with dude who had gas and always wore shiny blue outfits. Maybe he could be your mascot?

That dude has potential. Was he left or right handed ?

Smoked with the left, picked his ass with the right. Ambidextrous.