So my advice to you, the prospective parent is this. You might find yourself in awe of this perfect little life you have created. You might find that you enter into a new era of responsibility and joy.
But for pitys sake. Prepare yourself.
Perhaps soaking them frequently in white spirits to toughen them up might work?
But prefer for the special pain. The pain that you thought you had left behind long ago...
Ahem
So by copying the last part and pasting it in a comment mean that you approve or disapprove? Is this some new thing?