The best way to tell a story with your poop is to smear it on white walls like finger paint.
This way it becomes more art than science, but you can literally express yourself with yourself.
When you share your art with others they will look at it and know what's inside of you.
@battleaxe, if I mail you some of my poop in a Tupperware case can you tell me my future? And what do you think of Rate My Poo?
Rate My Poo is too graphic but yeah I've seen it, and love the reply, gotta follow you now, if you mail me your poop will you at least make sure you autograph the lid, please don't sign it with poo, you know that would be gross
I can use insulated shipping similar to what Oprah uses to have fresh Chicago crab cakes delivered to her all over the world. The box will have a combination lock with two factor authentication and my poo will be delivered to you by drone. I repeat;
All jokes aside, what are your thoughts on the new smart toilets and smart toilet seats? Supposedly you can connect them to your smart phone or fit bit, and it will tell you the exact amount of iron in your diet, whether your blood sugar is low and even tell you the exact moment when you will need to poo again and then pre-heat the seat 5 minutes in advance.
It will even clean your butt for you, for the savvy professional too busy to do it themselves.
I saw a documentary a while back that said, with the Internet of things, machine learning, and data tech merging so rapidly our bathrooms will basically become our personal physicians.
Or maybe it was an episode of the Simpsons. They predict everything.