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I think there is a month that I could get behind. I might try similar with this guy! He could be my footstool!

We all need a dead-guy footstool. It's not macarbe at all. Lol.

Not in the slightest! Smelly... perhaps!

Nothing a bit of Glen-20 can't handle.

Now if I knew what that was!

Oh sorry, Glen-20 is an air freshener aerosol can thing. 😀