I noticed something oozing from her box.
I started reading and thought, blah blah blah, this post is pissy, and then...that line grabbed my attention. 🤣
I read some more, getting bored and then...
poor gal tripped and fell while running to the bus stop and fucked up her box.
Poor dear.
She asked if I could help her and I said, "Probably not."
Fuck dude, this had me laughing out loud...in a cafe where I'm sitting by myself. People looked. I delivered my death gaze and they scurried away. If I'd had a piss-balloon-grenade I'd have tossed it at them.
So anyway, tucked pants into socks...I do that all the time, it's the fashion down here in Australia, the longer the socks the better and it works great with MC Hammer pants. You'd fit right in down here. And bring some piss-balloon-grenades too, loads of people who deserve one of those, we'll start in Canberra.
I'm sorry your merch, the knitted coasters, were ruined, but that lighter was a win!
Good post mate, one for the anals. Or the annals, whichever. 😉
Took a huge risk with that headline/title so I knew I needed a good hook.
Gotcha.
It makes me happy to hear you lost your shit in public LOL! That's always the best place to read one of my laugh traps.
Spent a good chunk of time of this one. Even made myself laugh as things came to mind.
Picturing this dude walking around with his pants in his socks, all padded up with piss sacks, yelling at the sky for rain. Would make a good movie.
Seriously dude, I laughed out loud and the table next to mine were like, WTF. I imagined the poor beleaguered Rain desperately needing your help, piss everywhere, and you're like, nope, methinks not.
It's clear some time went into this and there's many great lines in there, funny scenarios and images for one to conjure. There's some fucken funny comments in the comment thread too. Bunch of nutbags really...in a good way like me.
Been a fun time so far. I'm smiling. Seemingly quiet today but whatever. Still some time and it's not going anywhere. Feel kind of bad for anyone coming here to see knitting, but thinking about their reaction is hilarious as well. So many layers. lol
One must do some bad to even out the good they do...it could have been something worse, so it's ok.
Like an onion. (Or parfait.)