Aubrey Plaza: Perfect choice. I concur. Sexy in that, wants to kill you sort of way.
Let's think on the male lead, we can't rush into things like this.
just a trailer but nobody is allowed to sit on the furniture.
A big sheet of plastic on the floor though?
We might just have to put everyone outside. Then they can just play in the piss sprinkler.
The dude needs to be a wimp. That way Asparapiss looks even better. Plus wimps are easy to cast since if you say no, they won't do anything.
I was going to suggest a piss sprinkler but realised you'll be all over it like piss on the floor in a men's public toilet block.
Jay Baruchel?
Let's go with Zach Galifianakis. That way he'd look even funnier on the bull.
Dang it, there you go again spraying gold all over the place.
Done, the lovely looks want to kill Aubrey Plaza and Zach hasn't seen his penis in years Galifianakis. Casting done.