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I dont even know if they have one but hell, if they do, I don't think there is anyone that wants to see that shit!

They do man...Them male turkeys be fuckin'.

I think I would prefer to think of them reproducing like snails or something. Yuuurgh!

Seems easier on the mind.

Aye, apart from all that slithery slothery gook they produce when excited doused in salt

Disgusting little buggers.

Bizarrely tasty though when you go full frenchy