Been there!
But this made me laugh out loud. I'd almost label it NSFW because of the laughter that it invoked.
It's soooooo much funnier to hear it when it's someone else.
Now, you simply have to wait until that happens.
Until then ... Remember ....
You hear? YOU WILL ALL PAY!
Gone are the days when the kids take care of the elderly parents... 60 years from now ... the only person who will pay will be the orderly responding to your summons. But redemption will be yours!!!!
The orderly will pay!!!
Lol. I have seen a few bath events in my illustrious career as a parent but I must say, I have never been in there when one happened. Well, till now!!!
You've got a couple more years when it can happen in a friend/coworkers pool.
Every kid in the pool will deny it being theirs ... but in the back of your mind, you'll remember this incident and wonder.
I was in holiday a few years ago and there was a swim up bar and someone laid one there. Everyone said it must have been one of the kids but I had my doubts!
Now THAT is planning your revenge. 🤔
Always thinking ahead!!