“Listen little lady, this is a secret between you and I, you can’t tell anyone. ... Uncle C is having problems with his pee-pee. He is hoping the doctor can fix it. Don’t tell anyone and don’t tell anyone That I told you. Now, get your jacket on so we can go visit him in the hospital. “
Reverse psychology
That would backfire massively!! I can almost hear it now!!
For years to come, it with be Uncle C with the pee-pee problem.
:-)