I think you should break out the paper mache and have a tadger pinata waiting for her when she arrives home.
Because, you know ... when she returns, she is going to want to destroy a tadger. It'd be better if it was the paper mache one.
I think you should break out the paper mache and have a tadger pinata waiting for her when she arrives home.
Because, you know ... when she returns, she is going to want to destroy a tadger. It'd be better if it was the paper mache one.
That is a good point. I have already purchased a wig so that she might not want to destroy me. I shall get on the tadger making!
If I might make a suggestion...
Make sure that the little lady is very much asleep before operation tadger plaster begins.
Some things can not be unseen.
Of ya, as always great care in everything must be taken!!