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RE: Hi I'm @NoNamesLeftToUse and I Can't Even Compete with a Fucking Corn on the Cob

in #life7 years ago

Corn is everywhere I look right now. I'm sick of it, and we are only on August 1st. Every farm stand is loaded - 3 for $1. The Steemit alternate-reality corn is really out of my price range.

Now why would that sunburned gardener look up at that lovely sunflower and say "Just kill me already"? Too many weeds? An accident spraying pesticides? Maybe he's sick of corn also. He's not the only one - sunflowers are the prettiest of the season - I talk to mine too.