Aw, M stands for mother, doesn't it? You've got little green no-names running around, don't you? I can just see them trotting about blasting the world with their laser beam birds and then hurrying behind them to dry the poop.
Or I suppose you could mean madman. Or, since we hardly know each other, Mr. Madman.
Mr. Madman. That has some ringing to it. I'd probably have to go with Monsieur Madman though. Now I'm sophisticated.
And yeah there's some offspring. But they're not little and running anymore. Big and driving now.
Twins, right? I recall some twin art, or maybe that was just for artistic purposes. I'm pretty sure we have had this exact conversation, again. Every third time I talk with you there is deja vu. It's been a few years of talking now, I suppose it is inevitable.
Monsieur Madman and the Twins. That has a nice ring to it. I could see a cartoon being made out of that. Monsieur Madman must teach the twins to drive, and he does so in a monster truck. Flattened corn fields in every direction and shouting farmers. Yep, I could see it.
We don't really have corn fields here though.
Really? I always had an image of Iowa in my head for your area of Canada. I think Americans in generally a pretty ignorant about Canada. Pretty sure Canada was never mentioned in my 12 years of public schooling.
Mainly seed crops, canola. Corn would be rare here, but maybe more to the west and east. I rarely see it unless it's feed corn for cattle. I bet you didn't know part of Canada is further south than northern California.
I bet those canola fields are lovely. Like the Canadian version of those lavender fields in France. Only maybe less pretty smelling. Canola doesn't seem like it would smell pretty. The smell of rancid oil comes to mind, but surely it doesn't smell that way when it is way ahead of the rancid stage:)
The fields here are all cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, maybe some collards, and more cabbage. Come summer they will mostly be corn. Pretty, but not very colorful.
You are just going to leave that there with no explanation. Yes, that would be your way;)
When in flower, that canola stuff stinks. And after that stage, it's the worst thing to jump into at night if you have to hide from someone. Then when it's harvested, if you jump into a pile of it, you can drown because it's like quicksand. Then when they take it to the crushing plants to make the oil, it stinks again.
And yes southern Ontario is further south than northern California. Just look at your crushed up globe.
I didn't know that's where cabbage came from. Bugs eat it to death here. In gardens we have to cover it with small screen tent things. Cabbage is kind of gross though.