you certainly do have a unique way with words buddy... haha
I can't say that Tinder has been very successful for me. I still use it though because even though the dates have never lead to anyhing even semi-permanent, I don't mind paying for food to have something new and interesting to do. I think most of these dates fail but for me I just like having someone new to go and eat with. The multi-culturalism and multiple languages kind of makes things less likely to work, but I still enjoy it.