"Please sir, do not do me the harm. I am not your enemy."
Oh, this is superb. The satiric tone, the terrible message - but I think that line's the best in the whole thing.
Now where do I buy me one of these books?
A bit of advice for you - best to listen to this song when drunk:
It's addictive
like cocaine ;)
That's a good song during any state of mind.