"flaming fling-flang"..... that is fun to say. I stopped as soon as I read it and said it out loud a time or two before continuing to read. It's hard to say over and over really fast though...LOL !!
She should have picked up that axe handle and given you a thump for ruining her moment of zen, or at least that is what I could picture myself doing. Then she could have continued her zenning as she watched those cartoon birdies flying around your lumped up noggin.
She was quite annoyed at my attempts to jerk her out of her zen state
Although she has been remarkably chilled since it. To the point where I am thinking I would like to try!! :0D