...a skinny, red-haired, pale and freckled individual who carried more than a passing resemblance to a burning horse in a bin.
Aside from perhaps being skinny, how does that description differentiate the Nonker from pretty much every other Scot?
!BEER
We gauge ourselves on our resemblance to a burning horse in a bin. He was high on the scale, some of us... Less so... 😀😀